What would ye get if ye bred "Dear Abby" with a scurvy ridden drunken pirate? Ye'd get the bastardly advice column, "Ask Cap'n Slappy," that's what! One of the most popular features on talklikeapirate.com comes to youtube! Cap'n Slappy has been solvin' the problems of pirates fer years with his buccaneer advice column, "Ask Cap'n Slappy." Whether ye've got issues with yer wench, or ye just need directions to Tortuga, Cap'n Slappy can help!
Disclaimer: All answers guaranteed to be 100% alcohol fueled. The pirate guys are not responsible fer ye if ye actually follow their advice, ye dunce, so don't bother filing that lawsuit, ye hear?
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